Aug 16, 2006

stupid GP teachers

I heard they[apostrophe]re going through punctuation for bridge today [full stop] And I can[apostrephe]t help but to skip GP and go home [full stop] Worst thing is [comma] I heard if you skip bridge they will make you write a letter absolving the GP dept of all blame for your GP grade [full stop] Something I would have no qualms writing [comma] since I think they[apostrophe]re making people fail GP instead of acing it [full stop] When were they ever responsible for our grades [question mark] If its good grades they claim credit and completely discount our already existent abilities [comma] and if we do badly they say its because we don[apostrophe]t put in enough effort to match the teacher[apostrophe]s level of effort [full stop] I[apostrophe]m really sorry [comma] just because they feel they have put in a lot of effort does not mean that they are doing the correct things to help us [full stop] For a start [comma] instead think of ways to make GP interesting [full stop] encourage flair [comma] and logical thinking [full stop] That would make students more interested in GP and then you won[apostrophe]t have much problems getting As [full stop]

But I suppose that[apostrophe]s a foregone conclusion because half the GP teachers are less than half qualified to teach us English [full stop] I mean how do you explain it if the grammar [comma] vocabulary and phrasing are entirely legitimate [comma] sound and more sophisticated to showcase flair [comma] they circle and say mistakes in grammar [question mark] It sucks knowing that there are a bunch of idiots trying to help you [inverted commas open] ace [inverted commas close] GP [full stop] Stop deluding yourself [comma] you guys are going on assumptions that all students suck and everyone should be learning your stupid structured style of writing and write identical essays to score shit marks [full stop] And then next year you[apostrophe]re going to repeat the cycle again whilst retaining your jobs as [inverted commas open] teachers [inverted commas close][full stop]

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