one side of what happened

marco and zid were in a soccer match, a high-profile one, more specifically, the FIFA world cup finals watched by a few billion people. The game is exciting, but ends in a 1-1 draw and into extra time. Sometime into extra time... Marco and Zid challenge for a ball. Neither gets it, everyone turns their attention to the ball which is booted to the other end of the field.


Version #1: Official Marco account
-Zid has his shirt pulled by Marco, who doesn't intend to let Zid touch the ball-

Zid (turning around): Hey relax Marco, I'll swap shirts with you later.

Marco: Nah, I'd rather take the shirt off your wife.

Zid: What'd you say?

Marco: I said I'd sooner take a shirt off your wife in front of your kids rather than take one off you.

Zid: Fuck you man, I'm gonna get you for it.

Marco: Yea, sure I'd be waiting for it.

---And we know the rest of the story, Zid turns around, plants a header at Marco's chest and is shown the red card---


Version #2: You #%!!$@ Terrorist, play for Algeria instead
-Zid has his shirt pulled by Marco, who doesn't intend to let Zid touch the ball-

Zid: Hey relax man, why're you so violent?

Marco: Me, violent? Migosh. Mamamia. Look who's speaking.

Zid: I'm a peaceful guy. My bald head is proof of my former monkhood. See? (puts hand on head to show Marco how shiny it is)

Marco: Whatever. Hey, I am not a cultured person, but I know them terrorists come from Algeria.

Zid: What? Stop playing with the Mafia and read the news, Marco.

Marco: Yea, maybe. Maybe you should be playing for your REAL country instead, terrorist.

Zid: Right. Stuff your damn nostrils with pasta.

Marco: Shut up, your wife's a whore. Your mum too.

---And we know the rest of the story, Zid turns around, plants a header at Marco's chest and is shown the red card---

Version #3: Zidane bowing out spectacularly
-Zid has his shirt pulled by Marco, who doesn't intend to let Zid touch the ball-

Zid: Man, I can't believe I won't be playing another match again after this...

Marco: Yea, I feel sad you're going man. I mean, you already scored a goal, why not make your exit more spectacular by scoring another or creating one? If you can get past me that is.

Zid: Nah, penalties are fun. I wanna beat my old friend Gigi from 18 yards again. Heh.

Marco: Haha. You're a pretty mean freak. Well I sure hope to see you bow out on a high note.

Zid: Yea, me too. Wanna help?

Marco: Sure, what should I do?

---And we know the rest of the story, Zid turns around, plants a header at Marco's chest and is shown the red card---